Word Dare

I came across this provocative statement by G.K. Chesterton when I was paging through his masterpiece, Orthodoxy. His pronouncement must come as something as a challenge to us VRPers, though not an entirely unlooked-for one (see my statement re: "one-syllable flair").

But how does one respond to this throwing-down of the verbal gauntlet? And is anyone willing to try and write a post entirely with one-syllable words?*

Long words go rattling by us like long railway trains. We know they are carrying thousands who are too tired or too indolent to walk and think for themselves. It is a good exercise to try for once in a way to express any opinion one holds in words of one syllable… The long words are not the hard words, it is the short words that are hard. There is much more metaphysical subtlety in the word “damn” than in the word “degeneration.

* I'm thinking about it. If anyone else wants to give it a shot, your post will definitely be linked for instructional (and recreational) purposes.